don't let the bastards grind you down

i reside at the palace
i call my home
my chest aches
my dick hurts
i come too soon
i remind myself
of a loser
i know too well
in my childhood
i was the victim
of a cruel betrayal
so, if i'm gay -
then hit me won't you
a soggy bottom
is something i can hide
and if my breath
stinks so bad you vomit
then maybe you'd like
to talk to my backside
but if there's something
i have forgotten
or been cheated from
at last,
then please won't you
ignore me
while i fucking laugh my arse off!