if Jesus loves pornography

Jesus loves pornography
he told me so himself
he fucks horny bitches
- nails their pussies
till they scream and shout
'oh, me so horney - fuck me honey!
screw me, cum fill my pussy!'
you'd think they'd fed their cat too much
and was due a visit to the veterinary surgeon
well, i had Faith, that's my dog -
and i waited
for the Holy ghost to cum
but - would you believe it -
my pet was a damned virgin
and she died from an anal trauma!
on the operating table they discovered
she had eaten a chicken fillet
now, if that dog had titties
then more the pity
i didn't fuck it sooner!
so now, she's buried under a peach tree
in the back garden of my mother's house
and like the talent of the 10 wise virgins
under Jesus' immaculate cloak
His penis is burgeoning like a weasel
just waiting to get out!

every woman is a cheating whore

leaving the flashlight
behind the front door
i hear voices talking
in the hall,
her 'smelly bits'
she says, 'are normal aren't they?'
well not unless you've been fucking
my neighbour bay - bee
why are these women such total fucking sluts?
its a 21st century phenomenon
that allows them 'justice'
some of us are almost old
and still dreaming of making love
matter of fact
every woman is a cheating whore
and i'm still praying for a miracle

God Waving at Me

early morning coffee
and breakfast sandwiches
peering through
the window above
looking over Stanlow
a black could gathers
and threatens
to turn the streets outside
into a torrent of rain
when a wave of the hand
in front of the hidden sunshine
casts a shadow over the window
never wondered so much
if there ever was
something such
as a God,
that knows i live
here!

God Waving at me

who'se a fretty plower then?

व्होसे अ प्रेत्टी फ्लोवेर थें 

the Locke down (a split mind)

if i were someone else
who may i be
could you split me in half
or transplant me
into another body
and i wonder if i could
if i could be two persons
in one cranium?

and if i were this other man
homo sapiens for all to see
would i still be
an immaterial substance
a soul constant,
and unchanging.
would this other self
have continuity
if he had lost his mind
what would time mean
could he be praised or blamed
for his moral responsibility
can we be certain
of his forensic identity

sex criminal

can't deny it
i'm still a virgin
and i'm fucking 3T
allah and syzengy
got nothing on me
tell the world
to go fuck itself
i got the miracle made
i only know one position
and i'm not ashamed
i sit on my arse
with a cock in my hand
you laugh at my technique
because i use my hands?
well if you prayed for sex
you'd get internet porn
and once you've fucked
the whole of cyberspace
you'd finally get the score
i can be a good boy
but only if you want me to
use my imagination
and commit a crime or two.

unusual movies

naked babes
i love it
getting gangbanged and fucked
rapture and humiliation
on the Disney channel
role reversal, gay men
sexual abuse
confusion over morals
is this real i ask?
have i cheated myself
why are such beautiful women
exposing their nudity
for want of amusement?
is the money so lucrative?
does nobody love you?
have you been infected with herpes?
is this nothing unusual?