pucker up

canne get wed
canne get laid
canne get a job
or even betray my friends
who god bless 'em
yes,
i love all that they are
but they have low expectations of me
and they make demands that i can't -
- bargain with,
for want of some peace
they all cost tobacco
criticism and weed
and as for women
whoa - hoe!
it's just a blast from the past
i canne even have a relationship
till i kiss my family's arse.