The Arab Fling

back in '96
during the war in Iraq
the women of Britain
cried for their freedom
and demanded
all us men fight
but to be honest,
most of us didn't notice
there was no invasion party
annexing our towns
but to the common man
we ask,
where are our women now?
well, these patriots of the Union
they threw their faith in us away
started taking holidays
in the Muslim countries
so while they're fucking
dirty Arabs
we all went to prison
for refusing to honour
their principles
and fuck their pubescent children.