the common's law wife

mr milliband
the stalwart
of prejudice and falsehood
lies and deceit practised in secret
speeches in the commons
we all know are bogus
attempting to excuse
his love of children
gay men, prostitutes
the frail and infirm
not even the employed
want any work
they should all get a job!
- the workshy claim
Milliband and Cameron
are all much the same
use and abuse them
the economy's fucked
the poor have much to blame -
- on the previous government!
but none of it is my fault!
i speak for a nation!
i was elected by idiots!
now give me my peerage!