who'se a fretty plower then?

व्होसे अ प्रेत्टी फ्लोवेर थें 

the Locke down (a split mind)

if i were someone else
who may i be
could you split me in half
or transplant me
into another body
and i wonder if i could
if i could be two persons
in one cranium?

and if i were this other man
homo sapiens for all to see
would i still be
an immaterial substance
a soul constant,
and unchanging.
would this other self
have continuity
if he had lost his mind
what would time mean
could he be praised or blamed
for his moral responsibility
can we be certain
of his forensic identity

sex criminal

can't deny it
i'm still a virgin
and i'm fucking 3T
allah and syzengy
got nothing on me
tell the world
to go fuck itself
i got the miracle made
i only know one position
and i'm not ashamed
i sit on my arse
with a cock in my hand
you laugh at my technique
because i use my hands?
well if you prayed for sex
you'd get internet porn
and once you've fucked
the whole of cyberspace
you'd finally get the score
i can be a good boy
but only if you want me to
use my imagination
and commit a crime or two.