Thursday 17 November 2011

if Jesus loves pornography

Jesus loves pornography
he told me so himself
he fucks horny bitches
- nails their pussies
till they scream and shout
'oh, me so horney - fuck me honey!
screw me, cum fill my pussy!'
you'd think they'd fed their cat too much
and was due a visit to the veterinary surgeon
well, i had Faith, that's my dog -
and i waited
for the Holy ghost to cum
but - would you believe it -
my pet was a damned virgin
and she died from an anal trauma!
on the operating table they discovered
she had eaten a chicken fillet
now, if that dog had titties
then more the pity
i didn't fuck it sooner!
so now, she's buried under a peach tree
in the back garden of my mother's house
and like the talent of the 10 wise virgins
under Jesus' immaculate cloak
His penis is burgeoning like a weasel
just waiting to get out!